Party Like a Porn Star
Last year we attended the Erotica Show in Los Angeles. A lot of the vendors
had hired porn stars to pose for pictures with the male attendees. There
were hundreds of men standing in line. You've never seen so many camcorders
in one place. Guys were walking around recording everything they saw.
I found this all very curious. And it got me thinking...
What is it about porn stars
that men like so much?
I have a theory. See if you agree with me.
I suspect it's because most men are stimulated visually (hence the
hundreds of video cameras) and they like the fact that porn stars
never say no. As one of my male friends said, "Most men have
to see the food before they want to eat it."
Party Like a Porn Star is a very popular foreplay fantasy.
A word to the wise...
If you are going out on the town, make pre-arrangements for safe transportation.
There is NO drinking and driving during any part of
this ritual.
Also, you should try to keep your schedule clear for the next morning.
You may feel like sleeping in. To upgrade this experience (if
the budget allows), rent a limo for the night.
Don't forget to take pictures before you leave your house.
You have to put on your acting hat and get into your best Porn Star attitude
and attire. Someday you’ll look back and giggle as you remember
what a great night you both had. The night you both "Partied
like Porn Stars" and survived!
Your Role-play Assignment
You are both adult films stars. Get dressed at home, and go out and party,
just as you imagine a porn star would party.
What You Need
- To dress up like a porn star.
- Music from the 70's.
- Camera with flash.
- Your Best Party Like A Porn Star attitude.
Here's Your "How to Party Like a Porn
Star" Mini-Course
- Wear black boots to bed.
- Wear high heels to bed.
- Wear a blond wig to bed.
- Leave lipstick marks on his crotch.
- Give the Hand-Job of Happiness under the
table.
- Give G-spot Warm Ups under the table.
- Remove your panties at dinner.
- Scent your panties.
- Shave your sex centers smooth and nude.
- Get a temporary tattoo on your bottom, chest, arms, or stomach.
- Wear a fake nipple, nose, or belly ring.
- Wear lots of accessories.
- Make love wearing dark glasses.
- Chew a stick of cinnamon gum.
- Leave a lipstick kiss on the bathroom mirror.
- Fed Ex your panties to him when he's out of town.
- Have a 3-way phone sex experience: Him over the phone at work. You
& your vibrator at home.
- Make him late for work - stage a sensual morning shower.
- Moan, groan, and make sounds like a porn star.
- Wear a thong to bed.
- Paint your toes blood-red.
- Pretend to forget his name for a while.
- Make her say your name one hundred ways.
- Wake up your beloved for a 3 am night nurse sponge bath.
PROPER PORN STAR ATTIRE
- Tight shorts
- Micro-mini Black skirts
- Black fishnet stockings
- Garter belts - corsets - stilettos
- The Words “F**K ME” on a tight white T-shirt
- Short dresses - tight jeans - tank tops
- Sheer or lace panties
- Your favorite Teddy or sexy lingerie
- Short nurse’s uniform
MALE PORN STAR
- Leather pants
- Open necked shirt
- Black t-shirt - white dinner jacket
- Lots of Bling Bling jewelry around the neck
- Stogie/cigar to profile with
- Black or brown leather bomber jacket
- Strong masculine aftershave
- Shaved sex center
HOW TO HOST A "PARTY LIKE A PORN STAR" EVENT
- Decorate 70's style (you can watch That 70's Show for decor
inspiration).
- Play only 70's music.
- Invite your friends to come over and party like a porn star!
- Also makes a great bachelor or hen party theme.
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